How come when it’s with us, it’s an ‘abortion’, and when it’s with chickens it’s an ‘omelet’? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name six ways that we’re better than chickens. See, nobody can do it. You know why? Cause chickens are decent people. See nobody can do it! You know why? Because chickens are decent people! You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the shit out of his hen? Doesn’t happen. Because chickens are decent people!